face sitting stool
Monty Python sings
Sit on my face

You just had to look didn't you?
Just couldn't help yourself!
You dirty old man / filthy wench.

Actually there are a number of things worthy of discussion or mention. However, this being a public forum and me not being snug in a secure relationship I'd rather not discuss them here for now. Instead let me entertain you with some Swedish Transistor Porn I found on the net somewhere.

transistor doggy-style transistor reverse cowgirl
transistor lesbo strapon transistor orgy
transistor desk transistor poledance